I went upstairs to my room & routinely grabbed my laptop, and turned it on, ready to hear the screaming sound that I got when I uninstalled my keyboard driver.
To my pleasant surprise, my baby booted up without a problem…and guess what?
I’m typin’ every bit of this from my misfit keyboard!
And here I was, thinkin’ all was lost
♥
It’s a miracle, I tell ya!
(I am still gonna buy a new laptop though, ya know, just in case this little hoopla is short lived!)

Oh my God,
I just got the most PERFECT job offer…
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flippin’ HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
♥

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

Oh boy…well, actually just recently I got so drunk (which I hate to do really, I only like a good long buzz…) that I passed out. Worse thing about it is that I woke up with puke everywhere….including my laptop (I do NOT remember getting up to puke, I was in the same position I passed out in, I think, so it was so weird). Keyboard stopped working and I thought I could fix it by uninstalling the keyboard’s driver. Needless to say, I will have to buy a new laptop soon…I hate having to use my desktop and phone for internet….but I should have been more careful!

You only think I am smart because you have no fucking clue how much of an idiot I truly am.

If Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was playing Grand Theft Auto right now he would have 6 stars.

Looking at my Twitter photos is kinda making me miss my blonde hair.

When my hair was blonde, I was missing my now natural dark hair!

Why am I so indecisive?

Gahhhhh!!!!

dirtyslowdancin:

catwmeow:

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.

I wish I could get a boyfriend.

(via georgia-redhead)